I just believe in beer

(With apologies to John Lennon)


Beer is a concept
By which we swallow our pain
I’ll say it again
Beer is a concept
By which we swallow our pain

 

I don’t believe in Belgian Quadruples
I don’t believe in NEIPAs
I don’t believe in double-dry-hopping
I don’t believe in trademarks for independence
I don’t believe in tap takeovers
I don’t believe in beer sommeliers
I don’t believe in Untappd
I don’t believe in beer awards
I don’t believe in sleazy salespeople
I don’t believe in Reinheitsgebot
I don’t believe in knee-jerk reactions
I don’t believe in Polaris
I don’t believe in the sale of old, oxidised beer
I don’t believe in grown adults queing up at beer releases
I don’t believe in Deutscher Brauerbund
I don’t believe in Biermischgetränke
I don’t believe in beer as a way of life
I don’t believe in Robust Porter
I don’t believe in untested recipes brewed at production capacity
I don’t believe in high fives for drinking beer
I don’t believe in talentless middlemen
I don’t believe in Beer Weasel
I don’t believe in uncredited contract brewing
I don’t believe in Twitter marketing
I don’t believe in gemstones
I don’t believe in neutralised barcodes
I don’t believe in Dortmunder Export
I don’t believe in Pfandmarken for glasses
I don’t believe in craft beer

I just believe in beer.

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